| 15 July 2010
As you'll no doubt be aware, it was my 30th birthday yesterday, and in between bouts of crying, warm milk and rocking chair-induced sleep, I started to wonder about what life would be like if it were an RPG; or more specifically, what kind of status awards you would receive for reaching such a milestone birthday. Here are some of the ones that I came up with, but feel free to leave a comment if you can think of any good ones to add to the collection.
+1 Wisdom
+1 Hairy Eyebrows
-1 Attractiveness to women
+1 Back problems
+1 "Ooh, are those hard candies?"
-1 Dress sense
+1 Titanium hips
-1 Bowel control
+1 Fear of technology
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