| 26 May 2010
"Oh, how cute! You can play Pac-Man on the Google.com home page!" Yeah, real fucking cool, you idiot!
FACT: According to sources like The Atlantic and Wolffram Alpha, the total accumulated time humanity spent on the cute time-waster was 4,819,352 man-hours and around $120,000,000.
So yeah... good one Google.
But it's cool. I didn't want that salt water internal combustions system anyways, guys. The next World War that comes along and wipes out a couple continents, I'll just rationalize the loss of life by telling myself "There was nothing we as a species could have done... I mean, we could never give up things like browser-based arcade classics to focus on world wide unity. Don't be crazy, Tyler!".
(Yeah I wrote this at work, SO?!)
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