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As I write this, it's currently early morning, on Friday the 14th of May here in the UK -- which has been officially renamed here in Europe, as Alan Wake release day. So, all I have to do get my hands on all of this survival horror-y goodness, is survive work, manage a trip to whichever shop I decide to purchase the game from without getting over-excited and passing out, and hope that they don't sell out of copies before I get there.
Suddenly today feels like it's going to be a really long day.

As a closing thought, I'd just like to point out that, from the above screenshot, we can clearly see that Mr. Wake is clearly looking for something. In the immortal words of everyone's friend, Lionel Richie (especially if you're a blind chick): "Hello? Is it me you're looking for?"