Name: Beyt
Occupation: Fighter
Realm: Lonab

Beyt has a nasty habit of killing every man he sees in sight. Raised in the realm of Lonab (which we all know to be populated by only women), he never met a man until he was old enough to wield his trusty duct-tape axe. By the way, you'd think that being raised by women would have made him a bit better at sewing his own clothes.

I'm dead serious, he kills every man he sees. Just look at the picture - he's resting his axe on the corpse of a poor sap that wandered into the wrong realm just a few seconds ago. And he's a great warrior, although his only weak spot are his eyes, which he keeps shielded by sacred glasses of protection. His killing has gotten out of hand, and he was recently expelled from Radlor University and forced back home to Lonab.

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Name: Ageran
Occupation: Studio Drummer
Realm: Inausk

Ageran, professional drummer known all throughout Inausk for his use of unconventionally-huge drumsticks (pictured above), has a hard time finding work. Problem is, he has two strikes against him:

1. He's Middle-Eastern. What, you thought that super-anti-terrorism and xenophobia were only in America? Sheesh, Americans are so self-indulgent!

2. He looks like a tiger, and as we all know, tigers are the most badass of the big cats. People are scared he's going to gut them the moment he starts to feel a little peckish.

And women-folk? Don't even ask. He hasn't been on a date since September 11th.

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As we transition from our old site to this new one, we've decided to bring along some of our favorite posts as well. Enjoy our trip down memory lane.

Name: Aughkin the Comfortable
Occupation: Warrior
Realm: Asyer

Aughkin the Comfortable like to be comfortable. Just look at the wonderfully fluffy fur cloak he wears. You think he wears it to stay warm? Pshah, he's suffering for fashion. And that long, wavy hair? He loves the way it flaps against his ears in the wind, deliciously tickling his little lobes.

I could go on and on. I mean, look at his crotch protector - the thing is snugged-up to the max, to give him that comforting "cupped" feel. And a fur-lined belt? Do I need to keep going? Okay, I will - he owns a water bed. There, I said it. It's the pinnacle of comfort, even in the mystical world of LARPing. 

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