As we transition from our old site to this new one, we've decided to bring along some of our favorite posts as well. Enjoy our trip down memory lane.

It is now a well established fact, accepted the world over, that Captain John Price is the baddest motherfucker that ever was.

• Genghis Khan used to wake up from nightmares in a cold sweat shouting, "NO PRICE, NO!".
• The French market chain "Monoprix*" was named after Price gave every woman in Paris mono from a month-long makeout sesh.
• The original dialog for the MW1 teaser about Pripyat originaly went: "50,000 people used to live here... then Price showed up."
• Vincent Price was going to turn down doing the voiceover for Michael Jackson's Thriller until he got a call from Captain Price telling him "Dewwit. Wot koind ofeh moppet ah yough?"
• I heard that Price wasn't in the gulag with the Sptetsnaz.... the Spetsnaz were in the gulag with Price.

That being said, I have a hard time even looking at the above picture of some girl dressed up as England's greatest hero without puking all over my laptop in disgust. How dare anyone attempt to copy the swagger of C.J.P.? I don't even think I need to fully critique (Price invented the word critique, btw. Look it up.) this attempt so I'll just put up this picture of Captain Price eating the Kremlin.

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